Saturday, July 10, 2010

Wow I won the lottery!

from: info@uknationallottery.co.uk
title: CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU WON 880,156.00 GBP.

  Date of Event: 24th July 2010.
                Draw Number: 2010/1496
              2nd Prize Match 6
     Lucky draw  numbers: 1 - 4 - 12 - 23 - 33 - 40 bonus number 35
        Amount of winnings: 880,156.00 GBP / 1,350,828.22 USD
              for claims
               Contact Name: Mrs. Joan Pablo
               Email address: mrsjoanpablo@gmail.com
(You will receive more information upon your acknowledgment of this email).
Note:Ensure to state your draw number in your email.
      Yours Sincerely, for U.K. - National Lottery 2010/1498

Oh my god, I'm rich! I can't believe how generous this U.K. National Lottery is to let me win when I didn't even enter! Thanks for notifying my Mrs. Joan Pablo. I'll be sure to email you at your Gmail address, which I don't find at all suspicious for an employee of a lottery to be using for official business. I'll be sure to give you all the personal information you will no doubt request. Also, I'd particularly like to thank you for using your time machine to notify me that I've won two weeks in the future. I suppose I should actually wait unit "24th July 2010" to contact you because I don't your bosses will buy into the time travel angle. Or maybe you're a psychic? Oh well either way, good bye losers, I'm just sticking around until my UK lottery money arrives.

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