Why Do So Many Strangers Want to Give Me Money?

from: susanglaylee@rediffmail.com
title: Your irrevocable payment release.

Good Day,

I want to bring to your knowledge of a very lucrative business opportunity that I have.

Well I work as an agent that accompanies contractors funds to be paid to them,  l have this deal and l won't mind you in it if you promise to keep optimum confidentiality.

The consignment consists of two boxes, the boxes contains $20million all in $100.00 bills, this money was accompanied by me to U.S.A and was handed over to a diplomat. The name of the Diplomat will be given to you as soon as you indicate your interest.

You will Call the diplomat and tell him that you are calling on behalf of Mrs. Susan Glay that handed the consignment to him, also ask him how much it will cost to clear out this consignments.

Bear in mind that he is not aware of the content of the boxes, it was registered as CONFIDENTIAL DIPLOMATIC LUGGAGE, you know that this consignment has been there for the past 2 month where I am looking for a trust worthy person to get it out.

I am ready to release 30% of the total money to you for your help; each of the boxes contains 10,000,000.00. I will be expecting your reply today and please send to me your phone number if interested.
Regards,
Madam Susan Glay

So, yet another rrandom stranger wants to give me money. So you are carrying two boxes with 100,000 $100 bills in each of them. By my estimation, that means you are carrying around two boxes that way over 220 lbs. each. I suppose I should be careful about mocking you, you're obviously built like a pro wrestler. Or maybe the "diplomat" is, since I'm not really clear on who has the alleged money.

See, what I think this is is I call the "diplomat" and find out how much I need to pay to get this mystery money from nowhere that you're handing out to random strangers. Then I pay him that amount and the two of you, assuming you are actually two people, take my money and vanish. Did I guess it right?