Someone with a Very Poor Grasp of English

from: vdougla10@w.cn
title: Urgent Response Needed
attachment: see below

We are writing to inform you that after our board of directors meeting 2010.....Regarding some fund which our customer have in our bank. Attached, is the full detail of my prpsal to you, read and get back t me ASAP. 

and the attachment:

Dear Beneficiary,

We are writing to inform you that after our board of directors meeting 2010.....Regarding some fund which our customer have in our bank hear in HSBC Bank which has been approved for payment since for some years now .....we decided to consult the name registered and approved with the sum of $38MILLIOM ....To remit out and the fund has been approved in your name with the document that carrying up the fund to your account, We want to know if you are actually the real person named.....Please kindly let us know so that we will know the next step to follows in order to credit your account with the $38MUSD as you know that if this fund did not remit very urgently it will be confiscated and converted to the treasurely department.

 

We want to informed you that the fund have move from NATIONAL BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA.....to our correspondent bank HSBC bank and the fund is no longer in the S/A at this moment, and it will also be very easy for us to transfer the fund to your account as we confirmed that from the transfer document here in our register.

 

Please be informed that you have to be fast and contact us with your information for fund remittance because I am arranging to go for my marternal leave so that I will direct you to the person in charge of your fund for the remittance

If you are the real person named ........please let us to know your identifications by reconfirming to us this information�s below;

 

1] Your account information�s

2] Your international passport

3] Your private phone /fax number

4] Your home address

5] Your profession

 

I am anxiously waiting to hear from you

Regard

Miss Vivian Douglas

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR

vdouglas@mail.mn

Wow, you really suck at writing. "Some fund which our customer have" should  be "some fund which our customers have" or "our customer has." I don't know which you mean thanks to your poor grasp of basic grammar. "Approved for payment since for some years now" is total gibberish. "To remit out and the fund has been approved in your name with the document that carrying up the fund to your account" makes absolutely no sense at all. "The next step to follows" should be "the next step to follow." " If this fund did not remit very urgently" is, I guess, supposed to be "if this fund is not remitted quickly."  There's quite a bit more, but since I'm not getting paid to turn your crappy scam into proper English, I have better things to do.