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OMG I won the Yahoo Lottery, Again!

from: info@khaiminh.net.vn
title: Good News respond today

YAHOO LOTTERY AWARD CENTER
3rd Floor, Block A,Kompleks Karamunsing,
Jalan Tuaran, 88300 Kota Kinabalu. Kuala Lumpur,
Malaysia.

                                    YAHOO/AOL/WINDOWS LIVE COMPANY PROMOTION
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Attention: Winner,

We are pleased to inform you that the result has concluded for annual final draws which held on the (20th of MAY 2010) by YAHOO, AOL & WINDOWS LIVE Worldwide Promotion, your name and email address was among the 25 Lucky winners who won $1,200.000.00 us dollars each on the YAHOO COMPANY PROMOTION.

However the results were released on the 7th JULY 2010 and your name was attached to ticket number: (7PWYZ2010) and ballot number: (BT: 12052010/20).

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized mailing selection office. This Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public. In other to claim your $1,200.000.00 dollars prize winning.

However; you will have to contact your Winning Coordinator via (Jonathan Alexzender Michael) to receive your complete Winning details.

You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your ticket number and ballot number. (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained).

Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

Yours faithfully,
Contact person: Dr. Jonathan Alexzender Michael
Direct Tel: +601-628-760-59
(WINNING-COORDINATOR)

I can't believe how lucky I am. A few weeks ago, Dr. Donaldson Chou tells me I've won $1,000,000 from the "Yahoo Lottery," and now Dr. Jonathan Alexzender Michael tells me I've won another $1,200,000. I never knew Yahoo was so generous that they just keep handing out millions of dollars to complete strangers for no reason whatsoever.

Someone with a Very Poor Grasp of English

from: vdougla10@w.cn
title: Urgent Response Needed
attachment: see below

We are writing to inform you that after our board of directors meeting 2010.....Regarding some fund which our customer have in our bank. Attached, is the full detail of my prpsal to you, read and get back t me ASAP. 

and the attachment:

Dear Beneficiary,

We are writing to inform you that after our board of directors meeting 2010.....Regarding some fund which our customer have in our bank hear in HSBC Bank which has been approved for payment since for some years now .....we decided to consult the name registered and approved with the sum of $38MILLIOM ....To remit out and the fund has been approved in your name with the document that carrying up the fund to your account, We want to know if you are actually the real person named.....Please kindly let us know so that we will know the next step to follows in order to credit your account with the $38MUSD as you know that if this fund did not remit very urgently it will be confiscated and converted to the treasurely department.

 

We want to informed you that the fund have move from NATIONAL BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA.....to our correspondent bank HSBC bank and the fund is no longer in the S/A at this moment, and it will also be very easy for us to transfer the fund to your account as we confirmed that from the transfer document here in our register.

 

Please be informed that you have to be fast and contact us with your information for fund remittance because I am arranging to go for my marternal leave so that I will direct you to the person in charge of your fund for the remittance

If you are the real person named ........please let us to know your identifications by reconfirming to us this information�s below;

 

1] Your account information�s

2] Your international passport

3] Your private phone /fax number

4] Your home address

5] Your profession

 

I am anxiously waiting to hear from you

Regard

Miss Vivian Douglas

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR

vdouglas@mail.mn

Wow, you really suck at writing. "Some fund which our customer have" should  be "some fund which our customers have" or "our customer has." I don't know which you mean thanks to your poor grasp of basic grammar. "Approved for payment since for some years now" is total gibberish. "To remit out and the fund has been approved in your name with the document that carrying up the fund to your account" makes absolutely no sense at all. "The next step to follows" should be "the next step to follow." " If this fund did not remit very urgently" is, I guess, supposed to be "if this fund is not remitted quickly."  There's quite a bit more, but since I'm not getting paid to turn your crappy scam into proper English, I have better things to do.

How Old Do You Morons Think I Am?

from: 50+Singles@profiledeal.com
title: Date Singles Over 50

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PO Box 12627, Dallas, TX 75225

I don't know where you get your information from, but it is impossible for me to "meet other seniors," because I'm only 35 so I am not a senior and cannot meet other seniors without being a senior myself. Also, I have zero interest in dating seniors. I might not fall for the "find sexy singles in your area" type of spam either, but at least their more what I'd be interested in.

E. K. or K. E.

from: knm.ist@gmail.com (K. E.)
title: To: yoyogod@gmail.com

For: yoyogod@gmail.com

Good Day,

I really hope my letter gets to you this time. I am a former staff of a depository establishment here in Istanbul-Turkey. I'd written you for the fact that you share same location with one of our late client's supposed care taker. My intention is to seek your co-operation as a care-taker to enable a safe transfer of securities deposit out of Turkey before it is declared unserviceable. Please let me know if you were in receipt of my previous communication posted to you.

Further information will be forwarded to you on receipt of your confirmation.

                             With Regards
                               E. Kentas

To start off with, why does you email list you as K. E. when your signature has tour initals as E. K.? Can't you even keep your alias straight? If by "share same location" you mean "live at the same address as," then that "late client's supposed care taker" would be my grandfather. He certainly wasn't the sort of person to be any sort of care taker, and I'm sure he has never been to Istanbul.(Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo). I'm also certain that he didn't have any money coming to him from some mysterious Turkish turkey.

A Happy Wlf

from: pkshewfe@ackermangroup.com
title: yoyogod, An alternative for you

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Okay, WTF is with using l for i all the damn time? wlfe, deslre, is l? You don't seriously expect anyone to take you seriously with that kind of crap, do you? I expect you were hoping that it would help you get past my spam filter, which it didn't.

I Dreamed I Saw Joe Hill Last Night

from: josephhill12345@rocketmail.com
title: CONFIDENTIAL COURIER PAYMENT

 UNITED NATIONS FUND MANAGEMENT AND PAYMENT BUREAU.
TEL: +44 7011139927

CONFIDENTIAL COURIER PAYMENT

I am Mr.Joseph Hill, of World Fund Discovery Management And Payment Bureau I decided to contact you because of the
prevailing security report reaching my office and the intense nature of polity in London. This is to inform you about our plan to send your fund to you via cash delivery system,

This system will be easier for you and for us. We are going to send your contract part payment of US$5.3 Million
to you via courier service. I have secured every needed document to cover this fund.

Note: This fund is coming in 2 security proof boxes which are sealed with Synthetic nylon seal and padded with
machine. I will use my position as The Director of WORLD FUND MANAGEMENT AND PAYMENT BUREAU, to release this fund to you. The boxes are coming with a Courier agent who will deliver them to you at your home address.

    All you need to do now is to send to me:
    1. Your full name
    2. Your full house address
    3. Your contact phone numbers.

Note: The Agent does not know the contents in these boxes, the content was declared to him as Sensitive Photographic Film Materials.

I will secure the clearance Certificate that will be tagged on the boxes which I will dispatch along with the
security inner Keys of the consignments to enable you access them as soon as they are delivered to you.

Best Regards,
Mr.Joseph Hill,
The Director
for UNITED NATIONS FUND MANAGEMENT AND PAYMENT BUREAU

When I saw I had an email from "Joseph Hill," my first thought was that I was getting a message from horror writer Joe Hill, which would be cool, or maybe late 19th/early 20th century labor leader Joe Hill, which would be even cooler since he's dead. But no, it's just some lame as spammer trying to pull the same crap that I've seen before.